BARON…WERD

BLAST THE MUSIC UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED! POUR RED BLOOD FROM THE EYES AND NEVER…REPEAT NEVER GIVE IN TO THE BULLSHIT DRIVEL THAT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY PUMPS OUT! STAY TRUE, STAY REAL, STAY RAD!

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PHOTOGRAPHY COURTESY ARTO SAARI

ARTO SAARI…WERD

AAAHHHHHH SHIT! ARTO IS ON A RAMPAGE! HE SENT ME THIS PICTURE FROM A RECENT SKATING TRIP OUT TO NEW YORK, HE SPOTTED THE STICKER AND WANTED TO LET ME KNOW, I PUT THAT STICKER OUTSIDE KCDC SKATE SHOP WHEN FLIP TOURED THROUGH THE AREA LATE LAST YEAR, PRETTY FUNNY HE SPOTTED IT. CHECK HIS NEW KICKS HERE OR CLICK ON THE DAMNED PICTURE TO SEE HIM SHRALP WITH PREMIUM PINNACALITY!

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OFF TO ENGLAND…

OFF TO ENGLAND WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FOR THE WEEK….HOPEFULLY THESE GUYS BELOW BEHAVE THEMSELVES THIS TIME..HAHA! I HOPE DANNY WEARS THAT FLOWERY SHIRT TO DINNER AGAIN SOON…HAHAH! SORRY DANNY. CHECK THE LOST ART SKATESHOP FOR THE FINEST IN NORTHWEST ATTIRE BROUGHT TO YOU BY MACKEY….A RUDEBOY.

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GUN CONTROL MEANS HITTING YOUR TARGET!

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LIKE WE GIVE A FUCK!

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COCKS…WERD

THE POINT IS NOT TO THINK, BUT TO DO.OUR GRAND BUSINESS IS NOT TO SEE WHAT LIES DIMLY AT A DISTANCE, BUT TO DO WHAT LIES CLEARLY AT HAND. THE POINT IS DOING. THE POINT IS THE DOING OF THEM RATHER THAN THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS. THERE IS NO ACTOR BUT THE ACTION, THERE IS NO EXPERIENCER BUT EXPERIENCE.

BRUCE LEE WORDS OF WISDOM VIA JIMMY BOYES. PHOTO COURTESY OF OCEAN…A GOOD OL’ BOY!

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BUSH…DENIED

A GOVERNMENT REQUEST WAS PLACED EARLIER THIS WEEK AT THE WERD LIFE OFFICE,  SOURCES CLOSE TO THE DOCUMENT REVEALED IT CONTAINED A REQUEST DIRECTLY FROM NONE OTHER THAN PRESIDENT BUSH! IT APPEARS HE HAS BEEN PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE WERD SITE AND CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THE RAUNCHY CENSOR FREE CONTENT AND WANTS IN!! WERD LIFE OFFICIALS WERE NOT ON HAND TO COMMENT ON WHETHER  PRESIDENT BUSH’S REQUEST WILL BE MET, ALTHOUGH A HAGER BRO’ WAS OVERHEARD GRUMBLING “WHAT? BUSH? MOTHERFUCKER CAN KISS MY ASS!”

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BEN NORDBERG…WERD

OL’ NORDBERG AND HIS BATH POSSE ARE SHREDDING IN THIS VIDEO COURTESY OF SIDEWALK MAG.

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FLAVA FLAV…WERD

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ENGLAND…WERD

BACK IN THE POOL FOR CHRISTMAS AND GOOD TIMES…IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT LIVERPOOL HAS THE BEST PUBS IN THE WORLD…PERIOD. THANKS FOR THE STELLAR NIGHT CLIFF!

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